Episode 100: The End

This is it
kids…BUCKET’s 100th episode! And sadly, it’s the final one, as Corey
and Lou strap on the podcast shoes one last time with all the usual
shenanigans and perhaps some guest appearances. After five years, four
hosts, and 100 episodes, this is the end of the line. But hey, if
podcasts are like TV, at least we hit the magic syndication number!
(Recorded June 3, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
Al & Tipper Gore separate…and it’s George W. Bush’s fault?
The U.S. Census: We don’t count fetuses, but we’ll count Mexicans
Attention Michigan Journalists…license and registration please?

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
Like to get high and go swimming? Then the Starship Underwater Light Show is your perfect gift! ($29.99)

GO GO GADGET SEGMENT (Tech Talk)
Want to get a new iPhone and actually use it? Prepare to pay through the nose!
Tweeting making you cash? Twitter wants their piece!
Should Google be on the hook for Lauren Rosenberg’s “Michael Scott” moment?

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Big Louie Smooth calls it a career with one last installment of lovin’ straight from America’s cell phones

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Dancing with the Stars Update: Congrats to Season 10 winner Nicole Scherzinger!
Andy Richter might not control the universe anymore, but he can help your receive, Dick!
Oceanic Airlines has a worse record than you think
Quick R.I.P.: Ronnie James Dio, Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper and Rue McLanahan.

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Louie Dee has one last chance to hit a low ton and win the BUCKET listeners something awesome…will he? (probably not)

SPORTS CORNER (Sports Stories)
The NBA Playoffs and Stanley Cup Finals are in full swing…who walks away with it all?
2011 NHL Winter Classic Set: Corey’s going to Heinz Field!
Should MLB step in to right the biggest wrong of Jim Joyce’s career?

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD/LOU’S RANT OF THE WEEK
The loser of the week has to do with something in this show…and it’s going to set Lou off on a rant of epic proportions!

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
Thisiswhyyourefat.com may be gone, but we will never forget the Cherpumple Pie

COREY’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Lou probably failed, but I’d bet my last dollar Corey hits this!

PRIMATE UPDATE
Stamford Monkey-gate: Charla Nash resumes “normal” life but Travis’ owner loses hers

THE FINAL FAREWELL
Corey and Lou sign off for the final time

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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It’s a sad day in BUCKET history as we launch our penultimate episode.
But fear not, BUCKETheads, because Big Louie Smooth and Sir Louis Dee
III will get you crunk, Paula Deen will get you fat, and Lou and Corey
might have some actual shenanigans in between! Just don’t count on
hearing Ann Marie – she’s still on assignment. (Recorded May 5, 2010)

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GO GO GADGET DISCUSSION (Tech Talk)
Apple shames Ellen into apologies for being … Ellen?
When is a $50 video game worth $1m? When it’s perfect!
What’s a protoype iPhone worth – $399 or 5-10?

BUCKET SHOOTOUT (Point/Counterpoint)
Corey and Lou discuss whether or not Gizmodo’s Jason Chen should be criminally charged

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Big Louie Smooth celebrates “Texto de Mayo” with you!

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
*Get an Update on Corey and Lou’s delicious KFC Double Down review
*Today’s Special: Paula Deen’s Cheesy Ham and Banana Casserole
*Also check out Lou’s favorite new blog: Thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com

RAPSTERPIECE THEATER with Sir Louis Dee III
Sir Dee returns from exile and bids his BUCKET farewell by rocking the new Ludacris hit “My Chick Bad”

PRIMATE UPDATE
Monkeys make great pets…but terrible meatballs

COREY’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Shockingly, Lou blew the “Lou Ton” yet again…can Corey pick him up with a “Clayton Century?” (probably not)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
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• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

KEYWORDS: BUCKET,
Lou, Ann Marie, Corey, Stamford, Connecticut, Primate Update, monkeys,
news, politics, sports, entertainment, movies, TV, podcast, podsafe,
Skymall, Apple, iPhone, Ellen DeGeneres, Gawker, Nick Denton, Jason Chen, theft, sale, prototype, iPhone 4.0, Paula Dean, KFC, Double Down, Thingsthatlooklikecocknballs.com, meatballs,

Yes, we stole a page from Chad Ochocinco’s playbook for this week’s
title. But hey, we’re running out of ideas here. At least we’ll talk
about the former Mr. Johnson, as well as Conan O’Brien, illegal
immigrants, and of course…delicious fruity beverages! (Recorded May
5, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
Times Square Bomb Plot gets more bizarre and low-rent
South Park gets no love from Comedy Central on Muhammed episode

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
In honor of Cinco de Mayo, we bring you the Stainless Steel Margarator! ($99.99)

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Dancing With The Stars Update: Down to the Final 5
Conan comes clean on CBS, tells “60 Minutes” he was sabotaged

LOU’S RANT OF THE WEEK
Seriously, what’s will all these goofy “Holidays” in May?

SPORTS CORNER (Sports Stories)
Philadelphia fans further prove that stupid is as stupid does
Major League Baseball stands up to Arizona’s new immigration laws
Make money as the Pirates suffer

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get
YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee can hit a low ton and
win the BUCKET listeners something awesome (probably not)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
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Sorry about last week BUCKETheads, but we were suspended for two
episodes by the National Podcast League because Corey was seven minutes
late posting Episode 95. But we’re back, and it’s time to discuss some
other things that seem to be disappearing: The 4G iPhone, Ben
Roethlisberger’s NFL career, Kate Gosselin’s alleged “dancing”…and
BUCKET? (Recorded April 21, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
Pandemonium at Apple: Meet the new 4G iPhone – More Bars…in More Bars – What Wouldn’t Gizmodo Do?
Unpronounceable volcano erupts, renders Europe’s airspace useless

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
Spring allergies driving you nuts? Knock em out with Migraine Magic! ($59.95)

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Dancing With The Stars Update: The Gosselin Monster has been subdued!

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Still hungover from 4/20 festivities? Big Louie Smooth can help you feel better, courtesy of some fellow partiers!

THE BUCKET SHOOTOUT (Point/Counterpoint)
Corey and Lou debate The NFL’s suspension of Ben Roethlisberger

SPORTS CORNER (Sports Stories)
The NFL Draft runs Thursday-Sunday…so who do Lou and Corey want for the Eagles and Steelers?

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get
YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee can hit a low ton and
win the BUCKET listeners something awesome (probably not)

AND FINALLY, THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
The BUCKET Boys make a major announcement regarding the future of BUCKET

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Inertia” by Josh Woodward

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
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• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

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Corey and Lou tackle the world-saving iPad, Craig Ferguson’s new
robot sidekick, the NCAA grows way too big?, plus your
Pirates-will-lose-100-games MLB preview. (Recorded April 7, 2010)

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Endless hours of fun with the Gus Johnson Soundboard!!

GO GO GADGET DISCUSSION (Tech Talk)
The iPad is out…and already fucked up
Mom sued by son for Facebook harassment posting
Craig Ferguson and the Late Late Show take sidekicks to a whole new level

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Big Louie Smooth checks in and checks up on those who may have had a little too much fun on Spring Break

SPORTS CORNER:
MLB 2010 Preview: Will the Pirates still suck the big one? And will Corey care?

THE BUCKET SHOOTOUT (Sports Stories, Take Two)
The NCAA Tournament to 96 teams? Will BUCKET University get an invite?

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
Today’s special is either the greatest or most disgusting sandwich ever: KFC’s Double Down

COREY’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Chances are Lou blew the “Lou Ton” yet again…can Corey pick him up with a “Clayton Century?” (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Around the World” by Kalliope (Ariel Publicity)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

BUCKET’s extended Spring Break is over, meaning Corey and Lou are back
and tanner than ever! On this edition of BUCKET, the boys get
intimately acquainted with things that start with the letter B…like
Bristol, Buzz, Barack! (Recorded April 7, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
Palin family values back on the rise after Bristol’s confession?
Scrabble isn’t just the name of the game, it’s now worth 14 points too!
Court: Men have the right to request engagement ring back, no matter how it ends

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
It’s almost pool season, and you can enjoy your time in the water even more with the Underwater Pogo Stick! ($59.95)

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Dancing With The Stars Update: How is Season 10 going so far?
“Sexual Napalm” goes au naturale for Marie Claire magazine…so is she still hot?

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD
This week’s winner is…President Barack Obama?

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
NCAA Tournament Recap: How Brackets were busted and Corey won absolutely nothing (but was in top 2% in the nation)
Tiger Woods returns to the only thing he does better than hide his hoes

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get
YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee can hit a low ton and
win the BUCKET listeners something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Falling Higher” by Jennings (Ariel Publicity)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
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• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

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Erin
Go Bragh, BUCKET-heads! If St. Patrick’s Day was a holiday based on
something other than drinking and fighting, we might have done a
special celebration. Instead, you get a podcast full of “drunken” fun.
And by “drunken fun,” we mean Lindsey Lohan, Political Paranoia and
things you’d never eat sober! (Recorded March 10, 2010)

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GO GO GADGET SEGMENT (Tech Talk)
WARNING: Reading the “Drudge Report” could make you, your computer and your favorite Democrat sick

BUCKET Callback: Facebook and Twitter want your house to get robbed, too!

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Bottoms up, everyone, because Big Louie Smooth is here to highlight the good, the bad and the barfy!

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
E-Trade gets Lindsey Lohan to admit that she’s a drunk
ABC/Cablevision snafu sends cable companies crying to the FCC

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
Satisfy your drunken cravings for both junk food AND breakfast with Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict!

PRIMATE UPDATE
Wanna get high? Drop $71k and you can get yourself a drug monkey!

COREY’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Chances are Lou blew the “Lou Ton” yet again…can Corey pick him up with a “Clayton Century?” (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Drunk Tonight” by The Bloody Irish Boys (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

KEYWORDS: BUCKET,
Lou, Ann Marie, Corey, Stamford, Connecticut, Primate Update, monkeys,
news, politics, sports, entertainment, movies, TV, podcast, podsafe,
Skymall, Barack Obama, Democrats, Drudge Report, Congress,
Facebook, Twitter, FourSquare, text messages, TextsFromLastNight.com,
E-Trade, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna, Cher, ABC, Cablevision, Cadbury, Creme
Eggs, drugs, monkey, stimulus,The Bloody Irish Boys

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Corey and Lou examine 99 weeks of
unemployment benefits, anti-gay school bombs the prom, Galifanakis
sweetens up SNL, Coco’s a go-go for the road show, and Big Ben in big
trouble.  (Recorded March 11, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
How to take two years off, government style
Prom cancelled for lesbian couple

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
Can’t wait for spring to get here? Check out the Sunlight 365 for year-round shine! ($49.99)

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Oscar recap madness: Why Corey hates the troops and Lou thinks Keanu Reeves is God
Conan a go go: Stage show is on / Conan’s 8 Twitter personalities
BUCKET callback: Did Zack Galifanakis save SNL last weekend?

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD
This week’s “co-winners” are…Kanye West impersonators Elinor Burkett and Roger Ross Williams!

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
Is “Big Ben” really a serial rapist?
Selection Sunday on the Horizon: Who’s Dancing, Who’s Dreaming and Who’s a Sleeper?

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get
YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee can hit a low ton and
win the BUCKET listeners something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“When Irish Eyes are Burning” by The Ike Reilly Assassination (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes

BUCKET is hosted on Mevio

Follow BUCKET on Twitter

E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com

E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com

E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

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It feels like just seven months ago that Corey and Lou were unlocking
the BUCKET studio doors to bring back the (insert adjective here)
podcast on the internet. And now, here we are, celebrating the 25th
Show Anniversary! Oh, you want an episode rundown? Uh…the BUCKET boys
talk about stuff and Lou eats cake. Enjoy! (Recorded March 4, 2010)

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GO GO GADGET SEGMENT (Tech Talk)
“Skinput” gives new meaning to “bad touching”
R.I.P. Internet Explorer 6: 2001-2010

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Get that funny feeling in your pants from Big Louie’s selection of sexy time texts!

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Jay Leno’s return to the Tonight Show whips Letterman but can’t touch Conan
Dancing with the Stars Season 10 cast revealed: Louie Dee picks a winner
Viacom to pull “Daily Show” and “Colbert Report” from Hulu

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
In honor of BUCKET’s special day, our gluttony du jour is the Spaghetti & Meatballs Cake!

PRIMATE UPDATE
One spunky monkey in Florida can evade the law…but not social networking

COREY’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Chances are Lou blew the “Lou Ton” yet again…can Corey pick him up with a “Clayton Century?” (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Secret” by The Shells (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

Awards season wraps up when Oscar takes the stage on Sunday…so this
week’s BUCKET is ripe with award-winning callbacks! Does Cablevision
still suck? Does Louie Dee still really, really, really, REALLY hate
Sidney Crosby? You bet your bippy, and probably $5 on the Best Picture
winner too! (Recorded March 4, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (Fun, bizarre, and sometimes actually newsworthy news stories)
BUCKET favorite “Sully” flies off into the category of Lifetime Achievement
JFK Air Traffic Controllers celebrate “Bring Your Children To Work Day” a little too liberally
…but Brooklynites would much rather celebrate “Bring Your Children To Drink Day”
Step Show Controversy: Sprite, whites, and what was right.

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK (from SkyMall.com)
Spring is right around the corner, and what better to do spring cleaning with than the EyeVac Electric Dustpan? ($99.95)

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
The Academy Awards will be handed out on ABC this Sunday at 8/7 CT…assuming you don’t live in New York, of course
Can Zack Galifanakis save SNL this weekend?

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD
The Academy of Asshole Science hands out its “Loser of the Year” Award to…Cablevision for holding up ABC7

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
Olympics Wrapup: Canada is golden, USA “owns the podium” and Pittsburgh hates Sidney Crosby

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get
YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee can hit a low ton and
win one BUCKET listener something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“What You Do To Me” by Cherry Suede (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

• “SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
  
• Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
• Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
  
• The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
• All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
  

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

• Subscribe now to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET is hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey : BUCKETCorey@gmail.com
• E-Mail Lou: BUCKETLou@gmail.com

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BUCKET takes a spin on the hottest web fad, ChatRoulette.com, plus
Apple hates the peaches on their App Store, could a golden girl host
SNL, will Conan take the stage, and more cash and prizes. (Recorded
Feb. 25, 2010)

GO GO GADGET SEGMENT (Tech Talk)
ChatRoulette.com: 71% Male, 15% Female, 14% Pervert
Apple hates the boo-tay

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Betty White to host SNL?
Conan O’Brien rumors: Stage show, Twitter and more.

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
More great sexy texts from Big Louie Smooth

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee hit a low ton and win one BUCKET listener something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Annabelle” by David McMillin (Music Alley link)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Corey and Lou watch Shamu make a whale
of a mistake, even more snow hits the Northeast, get your tea on, and
our final Olympics update. (Recorded Feb. 25, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (News stories)
Fuck you whale!! Shamu kills her trainer at SeaWorld Orlando
Snow-maggedon III: Revenge of the Sith

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
More great sexy texts from Big Louie Smooth

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK
White tea gift set ($99.99)

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
Olympics update …
Boner found in Vancouver
Mike Milbury sucks at hockey announcing (eurotrash?)
Vonn-Mancuso feud in USA Skiing camp

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD
Still NBC for their piss-poor Olympic coverage

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee hit a low ton for cash & prizes.

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Peace” by Kevin Reeves (Music Alley link)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

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BUCKET goes bi … weekly! Kevin Smith wasn’t going anywhere on
Southwest, game show predictions, burglars know where you are, and
what’s the beef between Sarah Palin and “Family Guy?” (Recorded Feb.
17, 2010)

GO GO GADGET SEGMENT (Tech Talk)
PleaseRobMe.com lets you know the easy burglary targets
Is MySpace about to become social history?

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Is Kevin Smith too fat to move about the country?
“Pyramid” and “Catch Phrase” favorites for CBS’ fall daytime game show block
Cartoon craziness leads to inter-FOX warfare between Family Guy and Alaska’s former first family

KANYE WEST LOSER OF THE WEEK AWARD
King Tut???

PRIMATE UPDATE
Chimp-Gate’s one-year anniversary present: Stamford, CT police officer denied workers’ comp

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee hit a low ton and win one BUCKET listener something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Stars” by Lily Sparks, off the album Cooper Cobra (Website)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Fat Tuesday has come and gone, but for Kevin Smith and IHOP, the fat
fun is just beginning! Also this week, Family Guy mocks the Palins,
Death Cat gets trumped by a bigger species, and the world now has proof
that no one cares about the biathlon…or several other Winter Olympics
sports! (Recorded Feb. 17, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (News stories)
VICTORY IS MINE!!: Corey gives his ex-landlord hell!!!
Now Hiring: Rhode Island School System. Requirements: A Heartbeat and no union contract!
Forget Death Cat…DEATH BEAR can help you get over a bad relationship
IHOP-ic Fail: Pancake chain to offer a free short stack…a week too late

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Re-live for the most romantic “holiday” of the year with Big Louie’s selection of sexy time texts!

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
This week’s delicious item is the Ash Wednesday approved Doughnut Upside Down Cake
BONUS ITEM: Turtle Cheeseburger

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
All purpose Vancouver Olympics update: Ratings prove that karaoke should be an Olympic Sport
Even NBCOlympics.com hates NBC Olympics coverage
NBA trade deadline: Can the contenders snag some help while the pretenders clear some cap space?

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes
Get YOUR Dart Foundation update and see if Louie Dee hit a low ton and win one BUCKET listener something awesome (probably not)

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“When It Dies” by Big Blue Spruce (Visit the Big Blue Spruce Website)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Corey & Lou examine a case where curiosity didn’t kill the cat, the
cat probably killed it instead. Plus, Super Bowl predictions, Winter
Olympics preview, getting ‘Lost’, Obama-mania is dead, cash and prizes,
and more! (Recorded Feb. 4, 2010)

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GO GO GADGET SEGMENT! (Tech Talk)
The Brits introduce smash-proof/shatterproof pint glasses!

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Why Corey is afraid to see “Avatar”
“Lost” ratings up for Season 6
“The Cube” pilot being shot with NPH!

NEWSWIRE (News stories)
The commercial love affair is over with Barack Obama
Cat predicts 50 deaths in RI nursing home

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
The Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
Super Bowl preview and predictions
Winter Olympics preview: Does anyone care about the biathlon?
NHL: Kovalchuk to the Devils

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:
The West Virginia University Student Body

PRIMATE UPDATE
With Pepsi out of the Super Bowl, who will fill the monkey commercial void?

LOU’S MONEY SHOT for cash and prizes

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Mr. Lovely” by Beth Thornley (Music Alley link | New CD “Wash U Clean”)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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BUCKET returns about 100 pounds lighter after a week off…find out
why! Also, Conando gets a potential new gig, the iPad gives America an
iBoner, MTV saves up for a second Situation and much, much more.
(Recorded Jan. 28, 2010)

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NEWSWIRE (News stories)

Obama’s State of the Union: Definitely not Massachusetts

GO GO GADGET SEGMENT! (Tech Talk)

iPad Mania coming soon to a retail store near you!
Facebook Fail: Nine Ways America Sucks at Social Networking

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)

Big Louie Smooth celebrates the fun America makes with their current favorite gadget

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
Conan O’Brien update: Headed to FOX or still working for NBC?
Jersey Shore Round 2? Only for more dough, bro

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:

Lou explains why America at large is this week’s winner and adds yet another fast food icon to his shit list

THE BARF BAG (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)

This week’s overindulgence: The Italian Cookout

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
NBA Gun-Gate resolved as Arenas and Crittenton are shown the door
The Pro Bowl is Sunday…does anyone give a fuck?

PRIMATE UPDATE
Monkeys can do math … H&R Block, your move!!

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Blind” by Lucid Fly (Music Alley Profile)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Is BUCKET on Team Conan or Team Leno? Listen and find out. Also,
tragedy and chaos in Haiti, Simon Cowell’s farewell tour on “American
Idol,” Mark McGwire comes clean about not being clean, and more food
fatness fun. (Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Jan. 14, 2009)

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THE EXCHANGING OF PLEASANTRIES
It’s like the Festivus Airing of the Grievances, only with a lot less Frank Costanza

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)

NBC Late Night Chaos: Leno gets his show back, Conan gets fucked and Carson gets clowned
Simon Cowell announces Idol farewell, will it tank now?

NEWSWIRE (News stories)
Haiti earthquake: Who the heck is running the place? and 500,000 or more dead.
HAITI DONATIONS: Text “HAITI” to “90999″ on your mobile phone to donate $10 to the American Red Cross.

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:

This week’s “Winner” is the tag team of Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh! Corey disagrees.

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)

This week is sexy time, as Big Louie Smooth celebrates those who have trouble knockin da boots

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
Corey, Lou and AM make their NFL Divisional Round playoff picks
Mark McGwire is on steroids…in other news, the sun rose today
Lane Kiffin to USC: Same douche, new bag

THE NEW SEGMENT! (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
This week’s overindulgence: The Icingcano

PLUS: Dudes with Beards Eating Cupcakes … yes, seriously…

PRIMATE UPDATE
No monkeys involved in anything this week. Sorry.

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Say it Again” by Sean Mormello (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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It’s a new year of BUCKET, and the boys welcome some estrogen to the
show with a new co-host! Also, Gilbert Arenas works on his shot,
America is introduced to the George Costanza diet, a brand new segment
gives the BUCKETheads an audio heart attack and much, much more.
(Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Jan. 7, 2009)

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THE EXCHANGING OF PLEASANTRIES
The BUCKET audience
gets a brief introduction to the estrogen in Corey & Lou’s sausage
sandwich: brand new co-host Ann Marie (or A.M., for short, because she
is!)!

NEWSWIRE (News stories)
Detroit BombGate 2K10: Flyers in Favor of Full Body Scans – Retired General Wants To See Muslims Naked – Advisors Shocked
Kentucky couple accidentally hits Powerball, wins $128 million

THE NEW SEGMENT! (from ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com)
It’s our segment on food porn, but you get to name it…and if you
don’t, Lou will! Send entries to bucketremix@Gmail.com or call the Pail
Mail Line!
This week’s delicious three course meal: Enjoy The Coronary Burger with a side of Buffalo Chicken Cheese Fries and some Cherpumple Pie for dessert!

SPORTS CORNER (Sports stories)
NBA Shootaround: Agent Zero pulls his weapon, loses his job
NFL Playoffs Begin: Will Lou’s Eagles or AM’s Cowboys go all the way?
MLB Hall of Fame: “The Hawk” flies solo into the Hall

TEXTUAL HEALING with Big Louie Smooth (from TextsFromLastNight.com)
Big Louie Smooth kicks off the new year by celebrating your final great moments of 2009

POPCORN BUCKET (TV / Movies / Entertainment)
People’s Choice Awards prove America likes vampires, pirates and drunk washed-up musicians
Talks of an NBA Jam remake are HEATING UP!
Seinfeld star ditches Kenny Rogers’ Roasters for Jenny Craig’s Cash

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:

Inaugural co-winners of 2009: Cablevision and Scripps Television

PRIMATE UPDATE
Have you had your “Space Monkey” today?

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Resume” by 360 (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Merry Christmas BUCKETheads!! It’s the old-time country Christmas special, as Corey and Lou settle by the fireplace with eggnog in hand and Christmas sweaters adorned. They look back at the best Christmas specials and Christmas movies of all time, while bringing you tons of podsafe Christmas music for your holiday driving enjoyment.  206-337-9910 is the BUCKET “pail mail” line, call us today! (Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Dec. 19, 2009)

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CHRISTMAS NEWSLINE
The big northeast blizzard of 2009 in full effect
Mrs. Claus prevented from marching in parade next to Santa
Real trees “greener” than fake trees
12 Days of Christmas costs $87,402

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE SEASON
Aculife Therapist Deluxe ($150)

POPCORN BUCKET
25 Best Christmas Movies of all time (MovieFone)
25 Best Christmas Songs of all time (MusicRadar)
9 fattiest Christmas Creations (from Thisiswhyyourefat.com)

CHRISTMAS PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:
“The Podsafe Christmas Song” by Jonathan Coulton (link)
“Not So Silent Night” by Charlie Crowe (Music Alley)
“White Christmas will be Blue” by Beatrice Ericsson (Music Alley)
“Oh Holy Night” by Allison Crowe (Music Alley)
“Re-Gifting for the Holidays” by The Alice Project (Music Alley)
“Jingle Bells” by Natalie Brown (link)
“Merry xXxMas” by Tailhook Echo (Music Alley)
“Walk a Thousand Miles” by Matthew Ebel (Music Alley)

INSTRUMENTALS / BACKGROUNDS
“Little Drummer Dude” and “Joy Bounce” by Charlie Crowe (Music Alley)
“Linus and Lucy” by J.E.L.L.i. (Music Alley)
“Let it Snow” by Bit Shifter – by The 8BitPeoples (link)
(check out PodsafeChristmas.com for the best in podsafe music this holiday season)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley, or are registered with Creative Commons.

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With the official beginning of winter just a stone’s throw a way, Corey and Lou hunker down with a delicious snack or eight. Also, Tiger Woods scores again, Skymall tries to help you hibernate, The Super Bowl loses its status as the choice of a new generation and much, much more. Call
us at 206-337-9910. (Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Dec. 17, 2009)

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NEWSWIRE
Would you be angry after a 35-year prison stay you didn’t deserve? Not if you’re James Bain!
Domino’s stops avoiding the Noid, changes pizza recipe
The “McNuggetini” gets the BUCKET seal of approval

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK
The Tranquil Sounds Oxygen Bar ($299.99)

TEXTUAL HEALING
Big Louie Smooth gets ready for the holiday break with great musings from America’s future leaders (TextsfromLastNight.com)

SPORTS CORNER
NFL Star Chris Henry passes away
TigerMania Update: Woods named AP Athlete of the Decade – British bookies bid on Tiger’s fortunes – Is it making your wife paranoid?
What happens when Fantasy Football turns into a nightmare?

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:
Arizona schoolteacher Mary Segall, who loves her students…and boobies, too!

POPCORN BUCKET
Will “Avatar” be the next big thing or the next big flop?
The Golden Globe nominees are announced…does anyone care?
Pepsi pulls out of the Super Bowl

PRIMATE UPDATE
Kung-fu Monkey Trainer … the teacher has become the student

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Merry Christmas Angel” by Vittoria Conn (Music Alley)
(check out PodsafeChristmas.com for the best in podsafe music this holiday season)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Episode 80: Eldrick & Elin’s Excellent Adventure

Corey and Lou catch a bad case of Tigermania…must be that damn global warming again. Also, Skymall slips into something a little more comfortable, Cash & Prizes take center stage and the Christmas spirit infects the BUCKET boys. Call us at 206-337-9910. (Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Dec. 9, 2009)

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NEWSWIRE
Tigermania takes over BUCKET:
SNL Sketch Uproar
Rachel Uchitel’s Textual Healing
Would You Sponsor This Man?
In-Laws Steal the Spotlight
Wife leaving town, taking the kids to new Sweden home?

Recession gives McDonald’s a McHit in the McWallet (Stock price steady)

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK
The Cabin Cuddler ($24.99)

SPORTS CORNER
Who will take home the Heisman Trophy this weekend?
BCS Controversy: Did TCU and Boise State get screwed by being included?

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:
Danny Cahill – Winner of the Biggest Loser, Season 8

POPCORN BUCKET
How the hell is Andy Samberg nominated for a Grammy Award?
Is CBS bringing back the Golden Age of the Game Show?

RAPSTERPIECE THEATER
Sir Louis Dee III is back to explain his exile: “Blame It On the Alcohol” by Jamie Foxx

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“The Greatest Xmas Song Ever Written” by American Heartbreak (Music Alley)
(check out PodsafeChristmas.com for the best in podsafe music this holiday season)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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Episode 79: Post-Thanksgiving Crash Diet

Corey and Lou crash the White House party crashers and crunch the climate change crisis numbers. Also, Skymall moves balls with its mind, The prodigal Iverson returns, Tiger hooks his drive, and Christmas is in full effect. Call us at 206-337-9910. (Direct Link to MP3, Recorded Dec. 2, 2009)

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NEWSWIRE
Sahalis crash White House State Dinner, scandal ensues
A minute about Oprah and Meredith Baxter-Birney
“ClimateGate”: WTF is going on this?

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK
Telekinetic Obstacle Course ($99.95)

TEXTUAL HEALING
Big Louie Smooth (TextsfromLastNight.com)

SPORTS CORNER
Iverson un-retires, goes back home to Philadelphia and the 76ers
The BCS screws up college football once again this Sunday.
Tiger Woods is an excellent driver, but not on the road. – Apologizes for “sins” – $300M Divorce pre-nup!

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK:
Jaimee Grubbs, model, reality show contestant, homewrecker.

POPCORN BUCKET
DWTS Update: Linked dancers to return for Season 10
Favorite Christmas Specials

PRIMATE UPDATE
Puerto Ricans tired of escaped monkeys
“Birther” movement uses classic “See No Evil…” monkeys in Obama ad. Racist?

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Christmastime Around The World” by Geoff Smith (Music Alley)
(check out PodsafeChristmas.com for the best in podsafe music this holiday season)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!!
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Corey and Lou battle the Black Friday crowds and take BUCKET on the road…all the way to the parking lot of Long Island’s Nassau Coliseum. With Slurpees in hand, they talk about Thanksgiving football, New Moon madness, the worst ever movie flops and more. (Direct MP3 link … Recorded Nov. 27, 2009)

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PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:

“Sale of the Century” by The Soupbone Throne (Music Alley profile)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

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KEYWORDS: BUCKET, Lou, Corey, Stamford, Connecticut, Primate Update, monkeys, news, politics, sports, entertainment, movies, TV, podcast, podsafe, Skymall, Dancing with the Stars, DWTS, Thanksgiving, Long Island, Nassau Coliseum, Pittsburgh Penguins, New York Islanders, Cash4Gold, Alan Ralsky, Twilight, New Moon, Jay Leno, Bombs, Texts From Last Night.

Corey and Lou get ready for Thanksgiving, mourn the loss of an MTV Icon, and talk about convenient financing options on the Pontiac Silverdome. (Direct MP3 link … Recorded Nov. 18, 2009)

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OPENING BANTER: The debut of BUCKET Trivia

NEWSWIRE:
Need a second job for the Holidays? They’re hiring in an imaginary Congressional District near you!
New study reveals the healthiest (and unhealthiest) states in America
Black Friday Update: HDTV Mania

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK: The Smokeless Indoor Health Grill ($99.95)

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK AWARD:
This week’s winner: Former Miss California Carrie Prejean

POPCORN BUCKET:

Dancing With The Stars update: Who is in the Finals?
Former “Remote Control” host Ken Ober passes away
A pirate robs the BUCKET hosts of People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive title

PRIMATE UPDATE:

Watch out, Homer Simpson: Springfield says no to helper monkey claim
New gene therapy helps monkeys bulk up; humans next?

PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:

“THANXGIVIN” by CAMIL (Music Alley profile)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

“MTV Remote Control” post-show clip courtesy of Viacom, in honor of game show host Ken Ober!

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Corey and Lou celebrate the New York Yankees’ 27th World Championship. BUCKET salutes the Veterans! Lots of airplane-related news, did Aerosmith just flame out? and your never-ending coverage of Stamford Monkey Attack 2009, the Oprah edition. (Direct MP3 link … Recorded Nov. 11, 2009)

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OPENING BANTER:
Friday the 13th fun, Where was Bucket last week? and more

NEWSWIRE:
Quick Veterans Day remembrances and salutes
A North Carolina middle school gave new meaning to “earning” your diploma
Signs You Know it’s Christmas: The Rockefeller Center tree has been chosen
Lose a bag in Phoenix’s airport? Cops catch the crooks, who stole 1,000 bags.
Afraid of flying? There’s an App for That

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK:

Sanicare Travel Bidet ($45)

SPORTS CORNER:

World Series Wrapup: Evil Empire Gets #27, Lou’s parade adventure and more
World Series of Poker finally ends with youngest winner ever
Where would you rather be: High School or Isreal?

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK AWARD:

Update on last winner, Louisiana JOP Keith Bardwell
This week’s winner: Former NBA referee turned rat Tim Donaghy

TEXTUAL HEALING
Text or Treat: Big Louie Smooth’s Dirty Dozen Top Halloween Texts

POPCORN BUCKET

Dancing With The Stars update: Down to the Final 4
Has Aerosmith reached the end of the road? (Un-breakup?)
The series “V” returns on ABC: Is it a rip on Obama? (clips of proof)

PRIMATE UPDATE

STAMFORD MONKEY ATTACK 2009 UPDATE: Oprah to weigh in, interview victim (video)

PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:

“See The Sun” by Black Lab (Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!! Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

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Episode 75: All Hallow’s Eve

Corey and Lou look back at great Halloween memories, the greatest World Series in the history of mankind, Tommy Boy back to life, the “Dump Monkey” and more. ( Direct MP3 link … Recorded Oct. 29, 2009)

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HALLOWEEN:
Costume Ideas
Favorite Halloween Moments
Favorite/Worst Candies
FALL BACK for Daylight Savings Time

SPORTS CORNER:
Yankees vs Phillies: The Dream Series?
A very short NBA season preview

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK:
The Gingerbread Man Pan ($60)

RAPSTERPIECE THEATER
“Run This Town” by Jay-Z, Rihanna and Kanye West (Verse 3)

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL LOU-SER OF THE WEEK AWARD :
Louisiana Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell

POPCORN BUCKET
Dancing with the Stars Update: Who is left?
“The Amazing Race”: What wouldn’t you do for $1 million? Ride the waterslide?
Tommy Boy revived for DirecTV ad with David Spade

PRIMATE UPDATE
http://dumpmonkey.com/

PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:
“Cough Syrup” by Velvet Velvet Velvet ( Mevio link )

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Rap-sterpiece Theater with Sir Louis Dee III” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright ( Music Alley profile )

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond ( Music Alley profile )

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller ( Music Alley profile )

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller ( Music Alley profile )

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith . Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley

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In this episode, Lou takes the wheel for Corey, who is honeymooning in Jamaica. It’s a perfect opportunity to play Lou’s favorite podsafe songs from Music Alley, in the 8th installment of BUCKET Blast! ( Direct MP3 link … Recorded Oct. 1, 2009)

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PODSAFE SONGS FEATURED:
“Seven Beer Bitch” by Adrenaline Factor ( link )
“Shangri-La” by Lions in the Street ( link )
“Shiver” by Amy Courts ( link )
“Hunger Pains (remix)” by Artists over Industry ( link )
“Paralysis by Analysis” by BJ Lloyd & The Cold December ( link )
“Would You Say” by The Shells ( link )

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith . Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley .

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In this episode, Lou rails again stupid laws, and defends a babysitter.
Plus, Kanye West strikes again for chicken, Saturn bites the bullet,
cheesy pickup lines rule, NHL season preview, and the worst 100 movies
of the decade! (Direct MP3 link … Recorded Oct. 1, 2009)

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TODAY’s NEWSWIRE
Babysitting crossing guard now illegal in Michigan.
Kanye strikes again for charity!
The end of GM’s Saturn cars
Girls love the cheesy pickup lines from men

LOU’s SOLILOQUY OF THE WEEK:
Weird and/or stupid laws

SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK:
The Peanuts Yard Nativity Set ($279.99)

POPCORN BUCKET
Rotten Tomatoes worst 100 films of the decade … discuss!
THE CUBE is coming to Fox!!
Is ABC’s “Modern Family” any good?
Dancing with the Stars update

TEXTUAL HEALING WITH BIG LOUIE SMOOTH
http://TextsfromLastNight.com

SPORTS CORNER
NHL season preview: Who’s taking the Cup
Does baseball need full instant replay?

PRIMATE UPDATE
Monkey Suits!!

PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK:
“Whiskey in the Jar” by Bill Gorgan’s Goat (link on Music Alley)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing, with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)

“Rap-sterpiece Theater with Sir Louis Dee III” theme: “Quartet No. 4″ by Sinfonia Electronique (Music Alley link)

“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)

Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)

The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!! Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

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Damn it, where’s our Google Voice invite??

Corey and Lou talk about the G20 Summit in Pittsburgh, goofball “anarchist” protesters that intend to wreck the host city and seemingly have no jobs, and a lot more.

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WARNING: BUCKET episode 71 discusses Kanye West,  “fish sticks,” and other items of a sexual nature. Listener discretion is advised, as always, but more so this time! Also, should you be able to flip off a cop?, Dancing with the Stars preview, and more. (recorded Sept. 16, 2009 … MP3 Link)

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WARNING: BUCKET episode 71 discusses “fish sticks” and other items of a sexual nature. Listener discretion is advised.

TODAY’S NEWS STORIES:

Obama calls Kanye West a “jackass” for MTV VMA antics (audio courtesy MTV, TMZ.com, ABC)
Do you have the right to flip off a cop?

Top 5 states with largest penis sizes (link from DListed.com barely NSFW)

THE SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK:
The Edge Baking Pan ($39.95)

THE WEEKLY RANT, WITH LOU!
Kanye city

RAP-sterpiece Theater, by Sir Louis D. III
Ying Yang Twins “Salt Shaker”

THE SPORTS CORNER:
Boxing, MMA go toe-to-toe this weekend … Mayweather calls out MMA
WTF Serena?? Threatens to kill line judge for foot fault call.
Week 1 NFL surprises, studs and duds

POPCORN BUCKET (TV/Movies/DVDs/Video Games):
“Dancing with the Stars” preview and analysis
The Beatles Rock Band review/play test (in 20 seconds)

CALLS FROM THE PUBLIC (206) 333-1439:
Insert dialtone here….

PRIMATE UPDATE:
Gene therepy cures color blind monkeys
Monkey-masked speeder eludes police

TODAY’s FEATURED MUSIC:
PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK: “Coming Home” by The Shells, from album: Written Roads (Music Alley link)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing, with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)
“Rap-sterpiece Theater with Sir Louis Dee III” theme: “Quartet No. 4″ by Sinfonia Electronique (Music Alley link)
“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)Sports Corner Theme: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
Primate Update Theme: “Meltdown Man” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.

SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!! Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

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BUCKET Episode 70: FOOTBALL!!!

Recorded 09-09-2009:

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(direct link to show MP3)

• Labor Day weekend recap
  
• Beatles day! New ROCK BAND game and master recording box set.
• Would you wait until midnight for a video game?
• Apple Geek talk … Corey’s building a Franken-Mac.
• The NFL season starts this week… who do Lou and Corey like (other than the Eagles and Steelers)??
• Today is 9/11 … 8 years later… A look back.
  

TODAY’S NEWS STORIES:
Apple introduces new iTunes, iPods, Nanos, Shuffles (who has one of those? seriously?)

THE SKYMALL ITEM OF THE WEEK:
The Bug Vacuum (only $49.95)

THE WEEKLY RANT, WITH LOU!
Lou rips unprepared people at the Supermarket … in 60 seconds or less.

THE SPORTS CORNER:
NFL predictions for the 2009 season – Fantasy sleepers?
It’s official … The Pirates own the worst futility streak in history
Cal Ripken’s No. 8 stolen from Camden Yards

POPCORN BUCKET (TV/Movies/DVDs/Video Games):
“Obsessed” Movie Review“
“Inglorious Basterds” Movie Review
“District 9“: Closet hit  … is it? We don’t know….

CALLS FROM THE PUBLIC:
E-mail: Jordan, from “Leaving Richmond” …. thanks for playing “planning for the routine”

PRIMATE UPDATE:
Houston-area store turns to monkeys to help rebuild customer base

TODAY’s FEATURED MUSIC:
PODSAFE SONG OF THE WEEK: “Four Shots” by Andre Bisson (Music Alley Link)

REGULARLY FEATURED MUSIC and MEDIA:

“Textual Healing, with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)
“SkyMall item of the week” theme: “Planning for the Routine” by Leaving Richmond (Music Alley profile)
SPORTS CORNER THEME: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!
All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!! Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com!

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KEYWORDS: BUCKET, Lou, Corey, Stamford, Connecticut, Primate Update, monkeys, news, politics, sports, entertainment, movies, TV, podcast, podsafe, music, NFL, Steelers, Eagles, Patriots, Obsessed, Inglorious Basterds, District 9, Cal Ripken, Baltimore Orioles, MLB, Pittsburgh, Pirates, Apple, geek, computers, Mac, iMac, iPod, iPhone, Nano, The Beatles, Rock Band, Labor Day, Supermarkets, Shop-Rite, Leaving Richmond, Gallery Furniture

Episode 69: Not as sexual as you may think an episode No. 69 would be…

Recorded 09-02-2009: BUCKET hosts Corey and Louie Dee tackle a Vegas vacation, fast-food misadventures, Spencer Pratt’s douchebaggery, Punky Brewster’s return (sort of), ridiculous sports ticket prices and more! (Direct Link to the Show MP3)

Recorded 08-19-2009: The first BUCKET episode in two years welcomes new co-host Louie Dee, and we clumsily find our way back into a groove.

• What is this microphone thing you speak of? And where did BUCKET Jen go? And Who’s THAT guy?
  
• BUCKET returns as much of the indy podcast world has gone “corporate”. Is there even place for BUCKET out there anymore? We discuss, as we sip our corporate soft drinks/beers/chips.
  
• Also, BUCKET is now “Remixed” in its new form … we look back at the greatest “remixes” in history. Sprite Remix comes to mind… and we ramble on about the sudden proliferation of Mountain Dew and all its colors. ADD City!!
  

TODAY’S NEWS STORIES:

Michael Jackson … still dead … maybe buried … Doc to be charged?
Oliver Stone to reveal “Secret History of America” in new series

THE ODDNESS
Angry N.C. residents slow neighborhood traffic with threat of paintball gun volleys

THE WEEKLY RANT, WITH LOU!
Steroids in Baseball … 60 seconds on the clock…. and GO!!

THE SPORTS CORNER:
Which baseball team is Corey supporting now?
Brett Favre continues to menace the NFL, signs with Minnesota Vikings
Winners and Losers in Favre-mania!!
Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger reveals accuser’s e-mails to him … ballgame?
“Peeping in” on ESPN’s Erin Andrews: Every sports fan’s dream gal

POPCORN BUCKET:
Abortion episode of “Family Guy” … show it or no show?

SPECIAL FEATURES:
“Textual Healing, with Big Louie Smooth” … yeah, baby!  (posts read from TextsFromLastNight.com)

PRIMATE UPDATE:CONTINUING COVERAGE OF STAMFORD CHIMP CHAOS ’09: Time Magazine Expose
Monkey not believed to be part of Fla. women’s death
Monkeys flattered by mimicry

TODAY’s MUSIC:
SONG OF THE WEEK: Girl Activity (Illinois) – “Liar/Cheater” (link to Music Alley profile)“Textual Healing, with Big Louie Smooth” theme: “Instrumental R&B” by Christopher Wright (Music Alley profile)
SPORTS CORNER THEME: “Dodging Buses” by Derek K. Miller (Music Alley profile)
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith. Old theme too!

All podsafe artists/music are courtesy of IODA Promonet and Music Alley.
SUPPORT INDIE MUSIC!! Know of a great podsafe/indy artist we should feature? Let us know at BUCKETRemix@gmail.com!

BUCKETheads, Be a part of the show! Call the PAIL MAIL voicemail line at (206) 333-1439 and leave your 30-60 second message/comment/questions to be part of our “Calls from the Public” segment.

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BTW … For those wondering “Why Episode 68?”, it’s because …. get out your abacus and slide rule … BUCKET originally did 58 shows, plus 7 BUCKET Blast episodes and 2 Nowhereville Concert Series shows from 2006-07. So, this is No. 68. Live with it!!

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(206) 333-1439 are your digits!

Any message 30-60 seconds in length will be played on the show in our “Calls from the Public” segment, and possibly discussed (and publicly ridiculed) by the BUCKET co-hosts.

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PROMO: Obama, beer, the ladies and you! (:45)

New BUCKET co-host Louie Dee explains why he’s pro-Obama, because he’s just “one of the guys”.

NEW EPISODES OF BUCKET begin August 21!!  Here’s the linkage, BUCKETheads!!

• BUCKET 2006-07 show archives
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• BUCKET hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
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TODAY’s MUSIC:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith .

For more on the show, visit http://www.BUCKETRemix.com!!

PROMO: Louie Dee and Sully (:40)

New BUCKET co-host Louie Dee gets a little hot under the collar. This time, it’s about Fox News and multiple comparisons to Capt. “Sully” Sullenberger.

NEW EPISODES OF BUCKET begin August 21!!  Here’s the linkage, BUCKETheads!!

• BUCKET 2006-07 show archives
• BUCKET Brigade group on Facebook
• BUCKET fan page on Facebook
• Subscribe to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
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• E-mail Corey: BUCKETCorey@gmail.com

TODAY’s STORIES:
Freak mid-air collision over the Hudson River kills nine (NY Post)

TODAY’s MUSIC:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith.

For more on the show, visit http://www.BUCKETRemix.com!!

New BUCKET co-host Louie Dee

Louie Dee is one of the co-hosts of the new BUCKET podcast.

Often the liberal yin to Corey’s conservative yang, Lou doesn’t mind being his second banana – because, in Lou’s words, “people are too lazy to pick on the one in the back.”

Under his “government name,” Lou is the Editorial Director for a fundraising and marketing company by day and a freelance sports writer by night.

But he’s no stranger to the airwaves, either; Lou is a frequent contributor to “The Sport Buffet with Matt West” on 1080-AM ESPN Radio Orlando as an NFL analyst, has a “highlight” reel of gigs from his stint as a child actor and may or may not have a sex tape, depending on how much money you have to offer him.

Otherwise, he’s your average American male. Lou is an ardent New York sports fan that somehow also roots for the Philadelphia Eagles, UNC Tar Heels and Florida Gators, quotes movie lines entirely too much and spends the rest of his unhealthy existence playing golf, softball or bar trivia.

Of course, Lou is a Gemini, which means there’s a whole other side to him, too…and when “Angry Lou” comes out to rant about something that’s not sitting right in his world, anything can happen.

We’re still not sure how the heck Lou and Corey co-exist – our only guess is corndogs.

Oh, yeah, and Lou also thinks monkeys = hilarity.

MINI-SODE 2: COREY LEAVES THE PIRATES’ SHIP

After watching in agony at a flurry of trades that sent two popular players away for cost-saving reasons, and living through 17 years of futility and losing seasons, Corey wants a new team to cheer for, and he wants YOU to help him choose his new team.

Visit Auction 120453724410 on eBay to bid on Corey’s fan allegiances, plus his favorite Pirates jersey and ballcap. 10% of the proceeds goes to the Mario Lemieux Foundation’s efforts to fight cancer.

NEW EPISODES OF BUCKET begin August 21!!  Here’s the linkage, BUCKETheads!!

• BUCKET 2006-07 show archives
• BUCKET Brigade group on Facebook
• BUCKET fan page on Facebook
• Subscribe to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey: BUCKETCorey@gmail.com

TODAY’s MUSIC:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith.
For more on the show, visit http://www.BUCKETRemix.com!!

BUCKET AUG. 21 PROMO (:45)

What’s happened in the world since BUCKET went on hiatus in 2007?  Lots!!

NEW EPISODES OF BUCKET begin August 21!!  Here’s the linkage, BUCKETheads!!

• BUCKET 2006-07 show archives
• BUCKET Brigade group on Facebook
• BUCKET fan page on Facebook
• Subscribe to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey: BUCKETCorey@gmail.com

TODAY’s MUSIC:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith.

For more on the show, visit http://www.BUCKETRemix.com!!

Sid Bream beats the tag, and starts the longest losing streak in pro sports history.

The 1992 NLCS … Pittsburgh Pirates at Atlanta Braves. Game 7.

One of the worst nights of my life.  And I remember it like yesterday.

The Pittsburgh Pirates, after two years of NLCS flameouts, were just one strike away from the World Series.

Then, Francisco Cabrera’s hit off Stan Belinda found the outfield … one run scores to tie the game … and Barry Bonds (the non-juiced variety) fails to throw out a gimp-legged Sid Bream at the plate for the winning run.

And the Bucco Blues began for the City of Pittsburgh … the “Outfield of Dreams” (Bonilla, Van Slyke, Bonds) broke up to free agency in the offseason, key pitchers departed as well. And the team was great no more.

After years of rooting for the Pirates as a youngster with my grandfather, and seeing many great NL East rivalry games at Three Rivers Stadium, my heart was crushed by “The Slide” in the NLCS. Little did I know that the pain of that loss would linger still today.

Since that ’92 NLCS game, the Pirates have failed to make the NLCS or World Series, much less the playoffs!  The 16-year losing streak — tying a record in professional sports — will most undoubtedly end this year with the Buccos setting a new record for futility with their 17th under-.500 season. They will be lucky not to lose 100 games.

Today, the Pirates traded away two of my long-time favorite players — defensive wizards SS Jack Wilson, and 2B Freddy Sanchez — for a flurry of prospects. Earlier this season, the fan base nearly rioted as all-star CF Nate McLouth was shipped away. And 1B Andy LaRoche was dealt as well last week.

Again, for prospects, just as the Pirates had done in past seasons with present/future stars like Jason Bay, Brian Giles, Jason Kendall, Aramis Ramirez, and the like.  The Pirates will enter 2010 with the lowest payroll in the majors – $30 Million. Disgusting!!

It pains me so much to see the Pirates, who have five World Series championships in their storied history and play in one of the most beautiful ballparks in the world, to have front-office management that suffer from “small market syndrome” and ownership that refuse to spend the money necessary to compete in a questionably-good NL Central division.

So today, I am doing the previously unthinkable…

I am done with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
I am putting up my baseball team allegiances to the highest bidder. On eBay.

While I still remain faithful to Pittsburgh’s other championship teams, the 2009 NFL Champion Steelers and the 2009 NHL Stanley Cup Champion Penguins, I can no longer support a baseball team that refuses to respect its fan base in the blatant manner the Pirates’ management does. To perform the way they do is a stain on the City of Champions and a slap in the face to the hard-working people and identity of Pittsburgh.

My Pirates jersey and cap. All for sale, along with my allegiances.

So, since eBay does not allow an auction of something “intangible” like fan allegiances … I am including in this auction the tangible items that symbolize my Pirates’ support for the past 24 years: My authentic Pirates jersey (with CLAYTON and 33 on the back, my name and number) and my authentic Pirates New Era 50/50 cap, size 8.

In an effort to wash away the failure of the Pirates (and to help fund my upcoming wedding to my beautiful bride-to-be this October, which makes this sacrifice even more personal), I am offering my fan allegiance to ANY PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM in the United States, currently in the major, minor or independent leagues.

I ask the following of the winner of this auction. In order to properly embrace the team of their choosing, I ask that they promptly:

1. Provide a fitted ballcap — size 8 — of the team I’m to support. Will wear it proudly.
2. Provide some sort of t-shirt or jersey with the team’s logo to wear in photos for the Internet. (Size 3XL or equivalent)

As a new fan of the winning bidder’s team, I will do the following:

1. Learn the team’s history, players’ names/postitions and season statistics. I will also follow the team’s parent club(s), if any.
2. Follow their games via Internet on team’s Web sites and/or other sports sources
3. Try to attend as many games as possible, within given geographic constraints.
4. Include a weekly segment/update on my podcast (at http://www.BUCKETremix.com) about the team’s progress through the season.

As a charitable donation to the city that has given us so many non-baseball championship moments as of late, 10% of the final auction price will be donated to the Mario Lemieux Foundation, who helps fund such much-needed research in the fight against cancer, which my grandfather (an avid Pirates fan) passed away from.

The auction begins Wednesday, August 5 at Noon PDT on eBay. Click here for a link to the auction.

More details will be given about the winning team on BUCKET, my podcast, during its re-debut August 21st. (subscribe here). Updates on the progress of the auction will be displayed on the BUCKET Twitter account at http://twitter.com/MyBUCKET.

Any questions about this auction should be directed to Corey at BUCKETRemix(at)gmail.com. He will reply as soon as possible.

I'm sorry, Parrot!

And may the Pirate Parrot have mercy on my soul…

MINISODE 1 – MONKEY ARMAGEDDON!

In this first \”mini-sode\” of BUCKET Remix, Corey looks at the impending Monkey Armageddon approaching in the first Primate Update in 2 years!! Monkeys controlling robots! Robots eating people!!  See where this leads?

It leads to NEW EPISODES OF BUCKET, beginning August 21!!  Here\’s the linkage, BUCKETheads!!

• BUCKET 2006-07 show archives
• BUCKET Brigade group on Facebook
• BUCKET fan page on Facebook
• Subscribe to BUCKET on iTunes
• BUCKET hosted on Mevio
• Follow BUCKET on Twitter
• E-mail: BUCKETRemix@gmail.com
• E-mail Corey: BUCKETCorey@gmail.com

TODAY\’s STORIES:

Monkey Moves Robot Using Mind Control — A monkey fitted with a hi-tech brain chip has learned to move a complex robotic arm using mind control.
Upcoming Military Robot Could Feed on Dead Bodies — It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie.

TODAY\’s MUSIC:
The new BUCKET Remix theme composed and performed by The Geoff Smith.

For more on the show, visit http://www.BUCKETRemix.com!!

Corey Akula in Corona Cay Sunday morning, Second Life's hub for podcasters

Man, has that place changed!! Almost all the spots devoted to the podcast community are gone. Only Corona Cay sim seems to be doing well. No more Podcast Island or Podshow Island either. And BUCKET’s old home in Nowhereville is now residental, and no longer the hip island resort it once was.

I’m still trying to figure out if BUCKET will have any Second Life component in it in its second incarnation. Depends on how much I get back there before the August 21 debut, I guess.

But is SL on the ropes? I don’t see the old SLInsider.com gang publishing much in their new home at Massively.com anymore. Has SL’s learning curve scared off too many potential users … expecting The Sims and instead, getting simply confused?

I’ll investigate … but I still enjoy flying through the skies of SL, with the virtual wind whipping thru my hair.

If you see me, Corey Akula, be sure to say HI!

The microphones await...

Another late night at the casa de BUCKET.

The new microphone setup is ready to go. All hooked up to the Alesis MultiMix8 Firewire, my two AKG Perception 220′s, plus a few dynamic mics for roundtables with all the co-hosts, if needed.

I’m working on a few “mini-sodes” of 1-3 minutes long to go out on the podcast feed in anticipation of our August 21 debut.  Yes, August 21, write it down! The new BUCKET will be in your iPod/iTunes that day! Keep an eye out for those starting Monday.

Also, The Geoff Smith can created the new BUCKET theme song, a remix of the old classic theme from the first 58 episodes. A snippet of the theme will shortly be out on the new podcast feed. Please subscribe to hear it.

I’ve been getting a bunch of well-wishes on the BUCKET Brigade group on Facebook and thru the new BUCKET Twitter account (twitter.com/MyBUCKET).  It’s great to hear from all of you again … a community I’ve long missed.

I should probably pop into Second Life as well and take a look around. Corey Akula (my “virtual” Corey) is probably still wearing the same old ratty jeans and sweater.

More updates to come as August 21 moves closer and closer!!

Attention, attention!!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/Bucket is the new feed address for BUCKET Remix. iTunes link to come!

Working on promos now for some of my podcast friends from the past … Five new 30-second promos out by end of next week, to slowly introduce you to the new hosts of BUCKET.  Also, featuring the killer new theme music from THE Geoff Smith!

That is all. Back to the grind…

I really REALLY wanted to re-debut the old show in its old place, the old BUCKETpodcast.com address. But a very persistent squatter has constantly stifled my efforts to re-obtain the URL. So we work with what we have, right?

Got the new Twitter feed: http://www.twitter.com/MyBUCKET

And we’re up on Mevio as well as the new hosting home for our podcast (though this may change). http://mybucket.mevio.com will be our launching pad.

It’s a long time since I’ve done a podcast (since Sept. 2007), let’s dust off the mixer and see if I can still ride a bike…

More details soon…

CoreyC